It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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