Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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