Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
