It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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