why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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