its not stalking. its research.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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