It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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