WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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