okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You can't just leave with hair like that
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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