it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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