apparently the secret to your success is patron
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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