Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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