I'm really into asian looking animals
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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