this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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