It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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