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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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