Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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