Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
