I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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