It was confusing and full of hummus
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize
