Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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