your parents love me but you hate me
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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