I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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