Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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