I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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