I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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