I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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