Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I am available for nakedness
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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