im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
