Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
