Having a random hookup so left but love u
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Randomize
