She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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