none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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