I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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