I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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