CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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