Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So many bounce houses so little time
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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