So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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