I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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