so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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