I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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