Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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