Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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