I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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