She went from zero to smokin in five shots
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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