idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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