Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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