matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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