I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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