i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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