dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Randomize
