what if I'm pregnant?
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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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