it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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