are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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