I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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